Monday, March 16, 2009

Poor Little Guy

This little guy is always playing with something he's not suppossed to...On Sunday I gave Ko a haircut. I use clippers on most of his hair, and I use Dustin's beard trimmer to cut around his ears. I finished his hair and put him in the shower. I got him out and started to dry him off. He spotted Dustin's beard trimmer and grabbed it and took off. He ran into the family room to show Dustin that he had gotten ahold of his clippers....remember, he is still naked at this point. Then all of the sudden for some reason he turned them on, grabbed his little weener, and took the clippers to it!!!! We all just stood there and looked at the poor kid in amazement! He dropped the clippers and grabbed his poor little thingy and sat on Dustin's lap and just started crying! There were five little bloody cuts all the way up his weeny! It was so sad! I have decided against posting a picture of it...kiddy porn??!! Once I wiped it off it didn't look bad at all, but to make Ko feel better, I put some neosporin on it before I put his diaper on.
Poor little guy!

On another note...
Kohen has learned a new little phrase! Whenever he drops something or something happens that he doesn't want to happen, he says....OH DAMMIT!! Yep, we sure know how raise a well-mannered little boy! Dustin has finally decided that he really needs to learn to watch what he says around our little sponge!

14 comments:

BAWC said...

i am happy that you didn't post the pics. poor kid will never look at trimmers the same again!

Beard Family said...

Poor boy! The "dammit" thing is pretty funny though. Kids seem to pick up on everything you don't want them to!

kelli said...

Oh my heck, That is the saddest thing I have ever read!

Tyra said...

Poor little guy. He is such a cutie! Rob is always yelling at other drivers on the road. This weekend he said he should probably chill out and stop doing it so he doesn't scare Alex once she is born. We will see if he does. :)

Schrievers in a Nutshell said...

gasp. That is so sad that those stupid trimmers (toy to Kohen) turned on him and bit him in the weenie. My kids say all sorts of bad things and in fact I think my Bree taught a little girl at school the word "Sucks" and her mom was really mad. All I wanted to say to the mom is atleast she did not teach her the word "Shit", because our little Bree has a potty mouth.

RaCHeL + DoUg said...

Oh how sad! I wonder what made him even think of grabbing it. Poor kid!

Jessica said...

OUCH!! Poor kid.

Margo has said "SOB" a couple of times. It's hard to tell her not to say it when I am laughing at her. Seriously they pick it up in the 1 time you say it.

Jamilyn and Clark said...

It is sad, but pretty funny too.

Rachelle Van Wagoner said...

How sad...poor little Kohen! However, his new "phrase" is hilarious!

Dallas Jessica Aspen and Irelynn said...

Oh poor little man!! I can't believe how quick that little boy can get himself into trouble. You are going to have your hands full for sure when that little Landon gets here.

Oh you should hear Aspen's new words she says after sending a night with Daddy while I'm at work. Those Daddys need to start being careful!

Josh + Laur said...

I'm so sorry! That is so sad. Thanks for your comments of support! Gosh... what a mess! I would love to get together with you and Amber... How are you two in touch? I had no idea. I love her. Kohen is the cutest and I can't wait to see number 2! ... that's baby number two. haha! xoxox L

Matt and Amber said...

I laughed so hard that I cried. THAT WAS GREAT! Poor little buddy :)

wessara said...

Poor little one!!I can't believe he did that!! HA! It's sad, and maybe a little bit funny!! And I think it's HILARIOUS that he says that! Crazy what they catch onto!! Ava has a few choice words herself!!

Bob, Emily, and Ellie said...

Poor little guy! Gotta love little boys. That is a funny little phrase he learned. Why is it they pick up on the things we don't want them too??? He is getting so big!